It is a language unto its own.
Hockey has very little color to the language, little that is unique. Mike Emrick tries to add to Danny Gallivan's words of fame, but when he says "ladles it along" I find myself wanting to strangle him. When Emrick says "over to the helping stick of Elias" things begin to fly toward the telelvision.
Danny Gallivan, the great HNIC announcer, gave the game his own unique language. Spinerama's, cannonading drives, scintillating stops and "kicked out his pad in rapier-like fashion" were often heard when Gallivan was at the mic.
However, his verbal was so unique it would be against the laws of hockey to use any of them, and credit to the current group of announcers for avoiding them. It would be nice to hear some of these men come up with something of their own. I'm not being critical, hell it's a tough job and unlike baseball--with its long pauses and lazy atmosphere--calling a hockey game must be like trying to land a plane upside down. There's a lot going on.
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"Clear day" has some real poetry to it. The AHL declares their clear day roster each season after the NHL trade deadline. The definition is as follows:
- Each Clear Day roster consists of a maximum of 22 players. According to AHL by-laws, only those players listed on a team’s Clear Day roster are eligible to compete in the remainder of the 2010-11 AHL regular season and in the 2011 Calder Cup Playoffs, unless emergency conditions arise as a result of recall, injury or suspension.
For future reference, here is the list courtesy OJ and their source Ryan Aber:
- G: Jeff Deslauriers, Martin Gerber
- D: Richard Petioit, Jake Taylor, Jeff Petry, Colten Teubert, Alex Plante, Kevin Mongtomery, Bryan Helmer.
- C: Brad Moran, Ryan O'Marra, Milan Kytnar, Chris Vandevelde, Mark Arcobello
- L: Alex Giroux, Teemu Hartikainen, Greg Stewart, Andrew Lord
- R: Colin McDonald, Linus Omark, Zack Stortini, Ben Ondrus

Sucker up to bat = Kevin Lowe.
ReplyDeleteFrom an avid reader, but infrequent commenter...
ReplyDeleteGrowing up watching ITV (shows how old I am), I always loved Darren Dutchyshen and his comments on hockey. My favorite was "and he beat him like a rented mule". Not sure if that originated from him though.
Also, thanks so much Lowetide for maintaining the blog. Only Oilers fix I get now that I live in Italy. Also, love the radio show
seerba - the burn of your face on plexiglass...
No contract for Anton Lander yet, which is too bad. He would have been a nice addition to that list.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why Reddox is not on list? Eberle and PRV have a good shot at the Worlds so that is likely why they wouldn't go down, but Reddox is interesting.
This pisses me off in an uneducated sort of way. It would be hugely beneficial for some of these young guys to play some playoff games, even one round. Chorney, Petry, Plante, eberle, reddox, deslauriers, dubnyk, Peckham, Omark, PRV. This is the nucleus of the NHL team in 2015 excluding the injured or older guys. Those teams that made Calder runs really know what they have with their depth. Playoff hockey is different and that's one thing that is often overlooked here. We talk about competing in three or four years but that's not the way I see it playing out. The steps of getting to perennial contention:
ReplyDelete-suck (us)
-fake breakout (Tampa)
-relapse (LA Kings)
-become perennial playoff team (Phoenix)
-become dominant regular season team that disappoints in the playoffs (washington)
-become perennial playoff powerhouse...safe bet to win a round every year (Detroit and I'd say San Jose now)
There could be some decent (lucky) years but if this rebuild is to be truly successful I want to be able to say that this team made the playoffs most years from, say 2016 and 2026. The trophies come once that starts happening.
I'd find whatever loophole I could find to get them all down there, in fact, this is so obviously the right move that I'm going to assume it's not possible NAND end my rant.
I think Josh hit the nail on the head when it comes to Eberle and Pajarvi. I didn't even think about that.
ReplyDeleteKnighttown:
ReplyDeleteI think the problem is if you name all of the young guys on the big club on the Clear Day Roster, they would take a spot from someone who is currently playing down in OKC. If MPS, Eberle, Dubnyk, and Chorney are named (along with Omark), that's 5 names of your 22. So 17 guys would have to finish out the season in OKC while the Oilers are still playing games. Unless you want to send them down to the farm now so the Barons aren't playing short-handed every game.
Is that how this works? Someone else know for sure?
Isn't there some sort of waivers deal that goes on with this as well?
ReplyDeleteI think the list makes sense. Reddox is a bit of a surprise but maybe they want to see what Hartkainen does in a top six role.
As for sending down Eberle, MPS et al that doesn't fly with me. Send them to the Worlds - they are NHL players now, sending them to OKC as ringers isn't going to help them develop and OKC has gotten where they are as a team. Dropping guys into the mix all of a sudden isn't the right thing to do.
This gets mentioned here every year and I always agree that it's a logical idea (sending the eligible kids down for AHL playoff experience), but do any other teams do this with 18/19/20 year old rookies that skipped the AHL or graduated early? I wonder if it's just something that the old boys club won't do (stack AHL playoff rosters of NHL basement teams).
ReplyDeleteThe Oilers aren't going through all those steps. They'll begin to compete and go straight to the Cloutier Canucks. We excel in unbalanced rosters, any month of the year.
ReplyDeleteSnaps his twig, Crosby with the apple, executes on the kill floor, finds the seam. Plenty of hockey slang.
ReplyDeleteWe're looking for GOOD slang.
ReplyDeletePuts it where momma keeps the cookies/peanut butter/cookie jar/vallium.
ReplyDeleteOn Danny Gallivan's special words. Add goaltender's paraphernalia.
ReplyDeleteWell Rick Jeanneret got his own repertoire of slang.
ReplyDeleteCodswallop!
ReplyDeleteOh no wait, that's something else.
How can there be any hope for hockey poetry while Mark Lee and Kevin Weekes dutifully spend each weekend assassinating the game call?
ReplyDeleteAnkhottie: total goth babe
i disagree with black dog.
ReplyDeletesome of the great young kids of the NHL excelled in the AHL during the lockout and credit it with giving them confidence and growing into better players.
i would rather our rookies go and get some confidence and playoff experience down there, than to go and play at the worlds. to me the world's is more prestigious sounding, so no doubt that's what the mgt is leaning towards.
I'l translate a beauty from my local hockey commenting:
ReplyDeleteAnd he's gets another hat out of his bag!
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ReplyDeleteI like " chilling on the rooftop" when someone goes shelf. Also, "leaving him on 4th street" when a goalie gets deked out of his jock.
ReplyDeleteJfry - lockout was totally different, if there was a lockout next year then the Oilers kids would be in the AHL as well, they have to play.
ReplyDeleteCall it old boys club or whatever you want but its SOP. You're not going to see Skinner Couture or Fowler in the A for playoffs if their clubs don't make the playoffs.
Maybe its politics, otoh what is Eberle going to learn in the AHL? He might pound the weak competition, he might be a target, he might be bored out of his mind.
I blame Oilers management for a lot but this is fine. Wonder what it means for Reddox though? A reward - no more buses for the ginger?
Cole's "steaming up the ice" will never be in the same league as the old "Savardian Spinarma" by Gallivan.
ReplyDeleteLange's "scratch my back with a hacksaw" is good for a chuckle, though.
querswin: A Stanley Cup for the Canucks?
What I love about this blog and don't take it the wrong way, it's almost like group therapy for disenchanted Oilers fans.
ReplyDeleteThe hockey lingo diversion is a classic LT counter-trey. :p
I think the Oilers marketing department owes LT a lifetime supply of season tickets for his incredible work here.
It's funny, but this blog is almost like the Fight Club for Oilers fans.
You meet someone and start talking about the Oilers. If the person sounds like they know what they're talking about, you just slide in.."hey you read lowetide?" With a yes, it's an instant connection...
Of course the next question is always, "oh yeah, how long?" ... "Three years, really, what's your handle?"
Brilliant stuff always LT and I'm a big fan of your new radio show too!
Anyone remember Cub Carson on the Bear in the 90s?
ReplyDelete"Minnie! Winnie!"
"The Flames and the Ugly Jerseys kiss the sister!"
"New Jersey beats the fishsticks."
What, no one is a fan of Quinn Getting on his horse every three minutes?
ReplyDeleteSo I guess this means Omark's a good bet for the Swedes at the worlds?
ReplyDeleteAs for 85, I have no idea why they wouldn't send him back to help out the big club.
KT: raises a good question, though. When was the last time or has there ever been a time where kids like 14 and 91 were sent down to the A for the playoffs
Speaking of that, what are the chances OKC will make the second season? Any idea of their strenght of sked and/or where the arrows are pointing?
Dennis: I believe Jamie Benn was sent down on his rookie year.
ReplyDeleteThere's all sorts of good reasons why i could tolerate not sending the kids down to the AHL.
ReplyDelete1. It's against the rules
2. It's got Consequences such as Jordan Eberle having to go to OKC now or Liam Reddox being exposed to waivers.
What is NOT a good enough reason is because it would be somehow unfair to Matt freaking Marquardt who "got them here". First off, "here" is like 15th so whopee. And secondly, life isn't fair sometimes. You pissed that Eberle took your job? Guess you should have been more clutch. I also think saying they have nothing to prove is inaccurate too. This group of kids going on a run together would be incredibly valuable, no matter what league it was in.
Rextimp
Jimmy Timp's dog.
Reminds me of a story. Anyone ever been to Miramichi, NB? Wife's from there and they're all drunken Irishmen and I'm from Cape Breton...I don't judge. Anyway, they have the strangest fucking custom there. ALL neighborhood dogs are referred to buy their first and last name. For years I'd hear things like "Lucky Daly" shit in the backyard again" or "I saw Grover O'Donnell humping that bitch Mittens McGonagle over by the Legion" and be slack jawed. Used to it now and it's pretty awesome.
But again, I'd wager something is keeping this from happening so I'm not too upset.
They probably had three dozen dogs named 'skipper', and had to get a handle on things.
ReplyDeletefingsi - like corsi, but an f-word.
Mike Lange is entertaining. His top 10
ReplyDeleteI can't believe there are 29 comments and not one person has mentioned Pierre McGuire's delightful vernacular.
ReplyDelete"El-Kabong"
"Suckin' dirty pond water"
"Sheer larceny"
Come on, people. This stuff puts Shakespeare to shame.
I think Alzner played with Washington in the playoffs and then went down for Hershey's playoff run.
ReplyDeleteOh and I've always disliked can of corn as a baseball term. I do like Dying Quail though.
ReplyDeleteThanks Clay, I was pretty sure, the rented mule was Lange. Met him in a bar in Toronto many years ago.
ReplyDeleteDoes Imarst have anything to do with a boat??
Hey LT,
ReplyDeleteYou should send out a tweet when you publish a post. Simple instructions are located here:
http://www.greenm3.com/gdcblog/2011/2/9/how-i-use-twitter-rss-and-a-blog-together.html
You don't need to actually post tweets - it's just a convenient way for the world to track when you do, a la Oilers Nation.
Thanks!
What, no love for Randy Moller?
ReplyDeleteOk, he kinda sucked with the Nords and it's a schtick, but hey...
"Scooore! She blinded me with science!"
Olivier: Haha that's awesome!
ReplyDeleteI guess he just doesn't get recognisition because he's the panthers' announcer (And only radio I believe?)
The Blues guy is entertaining. One that me laugh:
And it's 1-0 for the good guys!
hockey lingo?
ReplyDeletedeke, hat trick, five hole, top shelf, half wall, back hand, butterfly, plastered, muffin, forecheck, backcheck, trap, button hook...
To the extent lingo divides the uninitiated from the hard core fan, those terms are special.
Nothing as good as "uncle Charlie" though.
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ReplyDeleteSt. George, follow oilogosphere on twitter. They post all of LT's along with other great oiler blogs ( copperandblue, cult of hockey, JS & BM bonsignore brigade, oilers nation)
ReplyDeleteI quite like:
ReplyDeleteHemsky dipsy-doodling
Or, Hemsky smokes Regher (ok, maybe that's the wrong way round).
Although Hughson's 'Do you believe what you've just seen?!?!' as a bearded grinning Sammy gloves the bench still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
Don Taylor's evening recap of hockey games was always good for some classic turn-of-the-phrases.
ReplyDeleteBD, I agree, it tells Eberle and Paajaarvi they're here to stay, and no more minors for them (might have been fun for them to go on a deep playoff run and hammer the A though).
ReplyDeleteFor Reddox in particular, I think they're telling him he's finally made it, he's in the NHL now, and there's no more of that AHL buses malarky. It must be a great feeling, however, I suppose if anyone would want to help the Barons into the playoffs and have deep run with them, it'd be Reddox.
Noodles, maybe no one mentioned McGuire because he's more annoying than anything else? I mean the man has some pretty good hockey knowledge, but he ruins it by being an assclown, and a MONSTER one at that.
ReplyDeleteSt. George, LT doesn't use Twitter 'cause it's the devil's tool, or gift to stalkers depending on how you use it. I for one share that opinion. Just do an RSS subscription or something =).
@Scott and Black dog
ReplyDeleteThe most recent example I can think of is Jamie Benn. I think JVR was sent by Philadelphia. Also I think Carey price no? I am 100%sure about Jamie Benn
In soccer the word "stramash" was only ever used by one TV announcer.
ReplyDeleteOh what a stramash was the sole purview of Arthur Montford of Scotsport.
Montford was known for shopping at the same golf pro shop in Kentucky as Herb Tarlick.
Unfortunately his other heard too often line was "Disaster for Scotland"